datshortnig

im short, dark, skinny, my ears are big as fuck 🌀

cuntakinte:

You better check your eyebrows before you try and check me

secretlymartinfreeman:

the most unrealistic thing about high school musical is that they let ryan wear hats in class

(via glitterweave)

beyoncescock:

seven billion people on this planet and i have 2 friends

(via seanp0donnell)

spyroflame0487:

donkey kong get your stupid fucking ape hands off of me touching bananas and shit goddamn i hate you so much i cant even eat you because i get the fucking power of looking like a fucking onion fuck you donkey kong

(via lohanthony)